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While I commended Alex Rodriguez for admitting his fault when he was accused of steroid use, I ripped him for dancing around it and pointing fingers. Now, a few months later, the New York Times breaks the story that David Ortiz was on the list of names for positive PED testing in 2003. Being a Red Sox fan, I am mildly disturbed by that report. I am not, however, surprised in any way. Who cares? It was prior to the banning of PEDs, and I just am not bothered by his use of them. So what am I on about? Why am I mildly disturbed?
Yeah, he'll look good in red pinstripes.


Several sources, including Brian Seltzer of ESPN Radio 950, have confirmed that former Eagles defensive coordinator Jim Johnson has lost his battle with melanoma. Rest in peace, Jim, and thanks for all the great years in Philly. Our thoughts and prayers go out to all his friends and family.
COLE HAMELS – Tabbed as the staff ‘Ace’, which obviously has a different meaning this season. Inconsistency has plagued Hollywood Hamels throughout this year. He gives up too many homeruns, and relies too heavily on two pitches: fastball and change-up. He needs to work on throwing his curveball more often to keep hitters from sitting on the change piece on an 0-2 count. Many similarities to Zito, but with a better change-up and fastball and a worse curveball. Here's hoping he doesn't follow the same career path.

JOE BLANTON – A solid, if unspectacular pitcher. When he’s on, he’ll throw for strikes and get outs. When he’s really on, he’ll throw 11 K’s on the Marlins. Nothing dazzling, more like a Kyle Kendrick upgrade. ERA expected usually in the high 3’s or low 4’s. Averages right around a quality start per game (6 IP, 3 or less ER). He will never be spectacular, and he well never put you in a hole so deep you might as well bury the game. Ideally, the perfect middle of the rotation pitcher.
JAMIE MOYER – Reminds me of my Uncle who, despite his advanced age, still participates in sports on vacation and ends up getting himself hurt. Except, Moyer just screws up games instead of dislocating a shoulder diving for a fly ball in softball. Moyer can still give you quality starts, but people with hypertension don’t watch, for fear of needing to be medicated. He can pitch so poorly as to give the Phillies’ prolific offense problems coming back to win. But, like any athlete, he has his moments. He won’t get much worse for another 4 years or so, because he’s not losing any more velocity. All he does is hit his spots. If he doesn’t, then he gets hit.
J.A. HAPP – A solid pitcher. Someone who doesn’t have great velocity, and knows it. In 10 starts this season, has pitched at least into the 6th inning in all of them. Should be a solid 3rd starter, and only ranked behind Moyer in this mock rotation because of the experience of the one and the lack thereof in Happ. Should expect Happ to throw strikes, and keep the ball down. If he throws high fastballs, expect him to get hit like he did against Boston this season (5.2 IP, 5 ER, four of those ER in the 2nd inning). Luckily, he doesn’t have bad stretches like that for many games. And still undefeated, although he has a myriad of No Decisions, mostly thanks to bullpen issues.
PEDRO MARTINEZ – This is the ultimate guessing game. Has been reportedly throwing in the high 80s with his fastball. This isn’t really a problem, considering the lack of velocity and advanced age in some other Philadelphia pitchers. The only concern is that Pedro stays healthy, and gives them a chance in every game. We don’t need him to dominate one game, only to last 3 innings over his next 4 starts. 5 or 6 innings, 3 or 4 ER in each should suffice for a fifth starter. Pedro only needs to be better than spot starter Rodrigo Lopez, which shouldn’t be too difficult…hopefully. Let’s hope Pedro realizes he’s pitching in Philadelphia, and not in New York (5-6, 5.61 ERA last year).
As the Phillies have been skidding their way back into a race for first place in the NL East, one pitcher has continued to shine. J.A. Happ has yet to record a loss for the Phils (5-0, 3-0 as a starter) and possesses a 3.25 ERA in seven starts. Last saturday, Happ threw a complete-game shutout at Toronto, giving up just five hits and no walks.
I only watched the highlights on Baseball Tonight. It's really all I can handle with this team anymore. Even Cole Hamels can't dig the boys in red pinstripes out of this rut. Last season, Jimmy Rollins went on a 5-for-50 slide in August. That's a relatively forgotten stat, especially considering there was that world championship thing at the end of the year to drown it out. That's what the Phillies need right now: Something to drown it all out. What could that something be?